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"Oh, you can't get out backwards. You've got to go forwards to go back, better press on."
No one would actually say anything about his appearance on the Tube, seriously everyone would tut, make eye contact with another passenger, shake their heads then go back to reading the Metro or the Evening Standard.
Challenge a madman covered in blood? Nope better complete the killer sudoku puzzle instead!
(Source: astheplanetsbend)